In the most recent Nintendo Olympic events, Sonic T. Hedgehog and numerous others from his gaming series participated hoping to take home the gold. However, when Mario won the 100 meter dash, Amy Rose contacted the police when she saw Bowser’s shell became blue in spots, and there was green paint in the water where Bowser had swam.

An investigation took place shortly after, and it was found that some members of the Mario team had been wearing bunny hoods under their hats, as well as using power stars to gain an edge. The Miis were not questioned because they were freaks of nature and gave one of our newstoads nightmares for two months.

It was then found in an interview with Sonic the Hedgehog that he had declined the offer long ago. “They probably took one of those inverts or recolors and replaced me with them,” Sonic said, “I mean, there was SWIMMING. I cannot swim.” The same went with the rest of the staff, except for Amy who apparently thought that was the real Sonic. She whacked the newstoad with her hammer when she was asked about the fake Sonic yelling out something about killing the pervert. The toad was quickly replaced after reports that every single one of his joint pixels had been broken. Nobody bothered to help though because he was just an NPC.

Mario members had been brought in for questioning, Luigi confessed to the plans, saying “I had to cheat, Wario said if I didn’t, he would post those embarrassing pictures of me playing guitar hero.” The pictures were submitted as evidence in the development, then found posted online including one of Luigi wearing KISS makeup while playing the Halo Theme.

The Mario team was arrested then released on bail. They are no longer allowed to participate in the same events as Sonic characters unless they are notified and the Miis are kept out. The terms were agreed to for now, but are no doubt to be broken in the future.In the most recent Nintendo Olympic events, Sonic T. Hedgehog and numerous others from his gaming series participated hoping to take home the gold. However, when Mario won the 100 meter dash, Amy Rose contacted the police when she saw Bowser’s shell became blue in spots, and there was green paint in the water where Bowser had swam.

An investigation took place shortly after, and it was found that some members of the Mario team had been wearing bunny hoods under their hats, as well as using power stars to gain an edge. The Miis were not questioned because they were freaks of nature and gave one of our newstoads nightmares for two months.

It was then found in an interview with Sonic the Hedgehog that he had declined the offer long ago. “They probably took one of those inverts or recolors and replaced me with them,” Sonic said, “I mean, there was SWIMMING. I cannot swim.” The same went with the rest of the staff, except for Amy who apparently thought that was the real Sonic. She whacked the newstoad with her hammer when she was asked about the fake Sonic yelling out something about killing the pervert. The toad was quickly replaced after reports that every single one of his joint pixels had been broken. Nobody bothered to help though because he was just an NPC.

Mario members had been brought in for questioning, Luigi confessed to the plans, saying “I had to cheat, Wario said if I didn’t, he would post those embarrassing pictures of me playing guitar hero.” The pictures were submitted as evidence in the development, then found posted online including one of Luigi wearing KISS makeup while playing the Halo Theme.

The Mario team was arrested then released on bail. They are no longer allowed to participate in the same events as Sonic characters unless they are notified and the Miis are kept out. The terms were agreed to for now, but are no doubt to be broken in the future.

Reported by Dragonman